I Love Sprint!

They fixed my phone!! So instead of spending $200 on a replacement phone, I spent $59 on a repair.

I herewith resolve to refrain from using my phone in the bathroom.

Doesn't that sound lame and pathetic? See, I tolerate boredom no better than I tolerate fools. I also have ADD. So I find it almost impossible to do only one thing at a time. Usually I'm doing 4-6 things simultaneously. That means sitting in the bathroom for long periods of time drives me batty. That's why when I'm home I try to pass the time by reading. But one can't exactly take a book into the bathroom at work. One can slip a cell phone into a pocket, and play solitaire.

But no more.

Maybe I should cut back on fiber. (joking)